i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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