Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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