there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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