Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Green mimosas i think yes
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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