new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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