She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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