We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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