Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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