If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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