he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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