some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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