It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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