Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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