This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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