sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
