Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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