I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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