Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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