so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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