if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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