My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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