hell yes lets make some ravioli
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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