no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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