god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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