do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I want to fling myself into the sun
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
