Small penises have feelings too.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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