I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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