Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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