i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just googled if crying burns calories
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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