Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
PS: I just woke up from my shower
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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