Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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