Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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