Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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