Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
be right there i have to get my cape
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
