idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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