I skipped work to stalk him.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Randomize
