I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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