I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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