Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The uberlube is also flammable
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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