Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Rumble strips road head = magical
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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