Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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