he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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