what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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