If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Help. Why am I so naked?
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