hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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