he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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