He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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