I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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