I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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