That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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