He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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