in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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