Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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