the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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